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Joke of the Day
"What do balloons and virgins have in common? One prick and its gone."
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"God grant me the dgaf to lol at the things I can't even, the swag to yolo the things I can, and the lifehacks to know the difference"
"On the bright side, every moment Bieber spends Tweeting is a moment he isn't spending recording or performing music."
"What does a leper say to a prostitute? Just leave it...ill be back tomorrow."
"Yoda: A Jedi, you will not be. Train Chewbacca, I will. Luke: But why? Yoda: Better piggyback rides, he gives."
"A little girl says to her Mother: Girl: Mom, I'm Bleeding. Mother: That's OK sweetie. It's just a sign you're becoming a woman. Girl: OK I was just worried about this axe in my shoulder."
"Facebook tells me those vans are dangerous, but Twitter says they have candy. So conflicted."
"Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands? Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is..."
"I heard that Being the one to circumcise elephants doesn't pay too well But the tips are huge!!"
"At first I didn't like my new haircut but it slowly grew on me."