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Joke of the Day

"I hit Jesus with a water balloon and he said it hurt. So I told him to walk it off..."

"I just lost my virginity!!!! April fools *sob*"

"How did Nazi's pickup Jewish Women? With a dust pan and broom"

"(Very blue/dirty) What's the difference between regular blood and period blood? You can't eat normal blood with a fork."

"An Irish guy in front of me said, ""Whale-oil beef-hooked"" I don't know what any of that has to do with forgetting your passport.."

"What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother? Broccoli"

"Light Yagami thought he was going to die on those stairs, but then he woke up the next day... And realized it was just a Near-Death experience."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ? Bride and Prejudice !"

"What's the thin line between love and hate? A condom."

"I was going to buy some Veet wax strips, but then i realized they were a rip-off"