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Joke of the Day
"How did Nazi's pickup Jewish Women? With a dust pan and broom"
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"Nancy Reagan gave the ultimate sacrifice today... She'd rather die than see Trump win the GOP nomination"
"By reading this tweet, you have earned a masters in communication from Stephen Colbert ""University."" Standard text messaging rates apply."
"Unsettling sounds #23 - Ice-cream van after dark"
"A girl recently asked me which Beatles song describes her the best... I guess 'She's so heavy' wasn't the best choice."
"Woman's pant pockets are like their rights. There, but only for show."
"Kid's are afraid to take this nap. Kidnap."
"What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc? The Yellow Fellow."
"sometimes i remember i was part of the nsa hack back in spring / that all my data is currently floating around china and i'm like ""cool"""
"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan."