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Joke of the Day
"Her eyes were the color of paint"
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"Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Sister : Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Brother : Because the people would think I am F**king you."
"Have you heard about the kleptomaniac that robbed that fish market? They say he did it, ""just for the halibut."""