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Joke of the Day

"What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere? rock"

"ME: I wonder if it wrestles cutely too? ZOOKEEPER: Sir, get out of the panda enclosure. ME: lol. No. *gets mauled to death by panda*"

"You'd think the chances of putting in a USB drive wrong side-up would be 50-50, but nope, 90-10."

"What do a pornstar and Godzilla have in common? They've both swallowed boatloads of seamen."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ? Bacon a cake for your birthday !"

"What do you get when you squish a synagogue? Jews"

"The last fight I had with my wife was my fault. She asked me what was on the tv. I replied, ""Dust."""

"It's Facebook's 10th birthday today. Let's all click ""Maybe"" on the event invite and then not show up."

"Are there any other animals besides humans who communicate unnecessarily?"

"TIL That Oscar Pistorius once opened a pizza parlor only to have it fail and go bankrupt. The cause? His car was always breaking down, so OP never delivered."