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Joke of the Day
"What do a pornstar and Godzilla have in common? They've both swallowed boatloads of seamen."
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"And on the second day, God created the sunset and He saw that it was good but decided it would looketh better with the Amaro filter."
"Gynaecologist aka female private investigator"