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Joke of the Day

"Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode really..."

"Whenever I'm feeling really tired, I just watch the new Star Wars trailer... Because The Force Awakens me"

"this joke off right. Oh! I wish I could go back in time and start"

"[NSFW] where's the best place to have sex? In an Apple orchard, you always get to cum in cider."

"""I trust my boyfriend, I would never go thru his phone"" -girls who can't figure out boyfriend's passwords"

"I gave all my batteries away free of charge."

"I would've been terrible in 50 Shades because the second a guy said ""I don't do romance"" I would laugh and be like NOBODY SAYS THAT BYE"

"Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights"

"I told my girlfriend we can either have sex, or go see Star Wars. She said ""I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out,"" but she pulled some strings and got me in."

"Why did the guy lose his job at the suicide prevention hotline? v2 He kept leaving them hanging."