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Joke of the Day
"What type of computer sings well? Adell."
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"Her idea of extending an olive branch was to sharpen one end first, then extend it REALLY hard."
"Have you heard about the homeless assassin? Well... I don't know anything for sure. But I heard he's a roofless killer!"
"A rubber band pistol was confiscated during algebra class. It was a weapon of math disruption."
"How often do you use algebra? Equationally."
"Somebody keeps on putting topsoil on my allotment. The plot thickens..."
"Did you hear the Zodiac is turning himself in? He didn't appreciate the comparisons to Ted Cruz."
"Tossed and turned all night. I gotta stop moisturizing with salad dressing."
"According to movie trailers, 98% of white kids are possessed by the devil."
"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE OUR BIKES!!"