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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season? A: Russian"
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"Just hugged a sycamore tree before kissing an oak tree. I'm having a treesome lol"
"My buddy asked me what self explanatory meant... I didn't know what to say."
"I love the word ""Allegedly"". You can make up anything about anyone without any reprisal... allegedly."
"How do you fix a broken gorilla? With a monkey wrench."
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, except the letters are all arranged in flawless, perfect alphabetical order... AS THEY SHOULD BE."
"Q: What do you call a beaten politician? A: Donald Trumped"
"I keep missing my ex-girlfriend. But my aim is getting better."
"""I dunno, maybe you go steal an old lady's purse, you can hold up a liquor store, & you...just sit there looking mean."" -Unorganized Crime"
"what do you call an animal that's neither a herbivore nor a carnivore?? an om-nom-nomnivore"