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Joke of the Day
"A man sent ten puns to his friends, hoping at least one would make them laugh No pun in ten did."
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"I once told a joke about Hinduism on r/jokes... It was instant karma."
"My sex life is such a disaster... My sex life is such a disaster that last night the Red Cross showed up with coffee and doughnuts."
"How bout a fortune cookie that tells you not to take advice from shitty dessert."
"Why do french doctors always book followup appointments? Because they have a knack for retreat-ing"
"Last night while texting and driving i ran over a kid on his bike I know it's terrible but we all do stupid shit when we're drunk."
"Is my corny pun... A-maize-zing?"
"I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week Phoned her up to arrange a date, but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs."
"If hillary nukes Russia I can see the headlines now ""Everyone in Moscow commits suicide"""
"I asked my friend what he gave up for lent... He said Christianity."