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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump has written several books on business... and they all end in chapter eleven. Credit to Triumph for that one."

"Does anyone have a good joke about essays/paper writing I can use?"

"What do you get if you cross Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Phillip? Killed in a Parisian tunnel."

"To bad this upcoming storm isn't called Harry Because: https://imgflip.com/i/gumlv"

"Kristen Stewart always looks like she just found out she was adopted."

"How many Jews does it take to kill Jesus? You can't kill a myth."

"What is a pirate's favorite fast food joint? Aaaaarby"

"I was gonna open a clothing store for midgets... ... but the market was too small."

"What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill? Tutsi Roll."

"My career as a baseball catcher was cut short because I insisted on kissing the ball every time before I threw it back to the pitcher."