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Joke of the Day

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea? Because he didn't wait for it to be cool."

"My wife and I just renewed our vows of celibacy."

"Crocodile breaks into Florida store, steals sports drinks. It was a Gator-raid."

"The average Apple employee works 6 hours longer a day than an Apple battery."

"Do you know the difference between pink and purple? Your grip."

"I wonder if anyone ever looked Jesus in the face and saw a piece of toast."

"If you need motivation to workout this evening, Justin Bieber changed his Instagram name to Bizzle. Now go ahead, get out that aggression."

"So who is this ""Rorschach"" guy... ...And why does he love drawing pictures of naked men?"

"I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. "

"Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding? He heard the reception was going to be terrible..."