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Joke of the Day
"What is the main attraction at a Nazi Theme park? Genoslide."
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"Why don't melons marry on a whim? They cantaloupe."
"My roommate made me a copy of the mail key as if she's ever seen me pay a bill"
"What do accountants use for birth control? Their personalities."
"What do you call masturbating on a plane Hi-jacking Never forget"
"So, i wanted to know what my weight was. 'Holding your belly in is not gonna make you lighter' my wife said. But how am i supposed to see the numbers?"
"Does anyone know how the lady reacted when Van Gogh gave her his ear? Was it positive? Cause I'm running out of ideas for gifts."
"If a cannibal kills me he better have the right kind of Zip-loc bags! If I get tossed out because of freezer burn I'm going to be pissed!"
"What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A tank!!!! PEW PEW PEW!!"
"Has anyone heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."