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Joke of the Day
"Why does the ocean have water? Because the sky is *blue*"
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"When I awoke from the accident and they told me my fingers were broken... it was hard to grasp."
"I wanted to make a joke about black people dads But I don't know any."
"Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they live by the bay they would be called bagels."
"Wrapping presents takes a LOT longer when your kid sneaks up behind you & cuts off your arm with an empty wrapping paper tube lightsaber."
"It's not fair that women make 77 cents for every dollar a man makes... ...that only leaves 23 cents for the guy!"
"One day a skunk and an opossum go to church. They had to sit in their own pew."
"Im on a first name basis with Madonna, and Cher"
"That gunk in your eyes when you wake up is dried ghost ejaculate."
"I brought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday You should have seen her face light up when she opened it."