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Joke of the Day

"Wrapping presents takes a LOT longer when your kid sneaks up behind you & cuts off your arm with an empty wrapping paper tube lightsaber."

"Big shoutout to my great grandmother She can't hear me otherwise"

"Take me with you! I shout to every airplane that flies over my house."

"A blonde walks into a doctor's office and says, Doc, I'm horribly sick! The doctor looks at her and asks, flu? No, I drove here."

"The couple at the table next to me thinks some really weird girl is eavesdropping on their conversation but I don't see her anywhere."

"I just bough t a new pair of sunglasses... So anytime I make a bad pun, I'm gonna put them on and *puts on sunglasses* Look cool."

"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B WASSABI"

"I just found out how babies are made. Gross!"

"[1620] We Indians will bury the hatchet and teach you to farm. *Pilgrims huddle* It's a ruse, this soil looks awful for growing hatchets."

"Why is North Korea going fail against America? They lack the element of supplies"