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Joke of the Day
"What ""D"" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in ? Blon-D"
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"Had bacon this morning, made Monday joke, drinking coffee, will masturbate later. I AM TWITTER!"
"""Johnny the sky is the limit."" Thus, Johnny's dreams of becoming an astronaut were ruined."
"Q: Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? A: It was a bit bazaar."
"What kind of flour is independent? Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It may take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid by this chick."
"My ex girlfriend.."
"Why not use a see-through, clear plastic hang glider just to freak everyone out?"
"I once made an apathetic club. No one cared enough to attend the meetings, though."
"What's black and white and red all over? A cow that's just been murdered."