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Joke of the Day
"What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common? They're both X-Men."
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"I hope college lives up to the hype All my notebooks say ""college ruled"" so it must've been somewhat fun"
"Two Scots father and son go to America. - Daddy when we'll arrive? - Shut up and swim."
"I don't know why people get so upset about failed pregnancies... I mean, the baby is still born. (sorry)"
"So the past, present, and future walk into a bar. It gets really tense."
"Happy April's fools! ... No really, what did you expect?"
"[me as a DJ] Where my single ladies at? *drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men"
"A fifth Fast and Furious movie? Let me suggest: Fa5t and Furiou5. That's a free one, Hollywood."
"What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter? A niece slapper."
"I'm a club photographer, I take pictures at the club and people pay me to delete them"