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Joke of the Day
"What do a Yugo and a bath have in common? You can't step out of them in public."
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"How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along? Sew sew"
"By the power vested in me by my credit card, I now pronounce you my new fluffy hat. You may now hug my head."
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