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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about Prince Oxygen? He is heir to the throne."
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"A woman sends her logician husband to the shops. ""Get me a loaf of bread,"" she said, ""and if they have eggs, get me a dozen."" The husband returns from the shop with twelve loaves of bread."
"If you are standing with one foot in France and one in Germany taking a piss, what are you? European"
"What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ? A dog that chases cars - and catches them !"
"[interview] BOSS: So I see you majored in communication? ME: No...miscommunication BOSS: Your resume clearly says communication ME: See?"
"How do you know when you have bad acne? When the blind try to read your face."
"My hammer is alot like my dick... About 20 years old and hooks slightly to the left"
"Xbox exclusive games"
"If Trump replaces Obama... Orange really will be the new black."
"There's been and explosion is a French cheese factory... All that's left is de brie!"