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"Certain religions condemn eating pig meat. They're against the idea of cannibalism."
"Tried to get my 7 year old cousin to play Hungry Hungry Hippos but the fences at the zoo are really high."
"BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY FERRETS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES"
"Two fish swim into a concrete wall ""Dam"""
"What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna!"
"Studies found that 1 in 4 men are gay, meaning someone in my close group of friends is gay. I hope its Dave, he's really cute..."
"Apparently, Engineers talk how Doctors write"
"1. Sits in the bedroom 2. Doesn't leave the house 3. Doesn't go out with freinds My childhood punishments are my adult hobies "
"Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN? She was feelin' the Bern!"