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Joke of the Day
"Who's an all male rock group that doesn't sing? Mount Rushmore."
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"What dinosaur has the best vocabulary? The bronthesaurus."
"What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures? Imgrrrrrrr"
"What do you call a dinosaur that rapes? A sexual predator."
"What do you call a fat Mexican? A spic with span."
"Some pigs are born with two vaginas. It's true, ask your mom."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Many think it be 'r' but in fact it be the 'c'"
"Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place? Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it"
"What is the cruelest thing you can do to a blind person? 'Caution- Hot surface' in braille."
"A guy dressed as a Chicken for Halloween finds a girl dressed as an egg. Apparently the answer is Chicken. (Edit: Typo)"