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Joke of the Day
"#BLM is like frosting gotta beat some whites to stay real"
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"""You knew what you were getting into, Charlene"" ""Jim your addiction to long walks on the beach is destroying our marriage"" ""YOU READ MY BIO"""
"My wife has been really cold to me lately. Ever since she passed away."
"A cunt. What do you call someone who says the punchline before the joke?"
"What is the date in Germany/Brasil today? 7-1. (world cup)"
"I am woman, hear me say the opposite of what I mean in that tone that means you'd better do what I meant and not what I said."
"Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife? Because he couldn't sleep with anyone."
"Wanna Hear a Joke? My Ex-Wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER... you see it fun because marriage is terrible."
"I went to the zoo - it only had one animal, a small dog. It was a shitsu"
"A Little girl asked her father: Do all fairy tales begin with Once upon a time? Father: No, some begin with - If elected I promise.."