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Joke of the Day

"It's my mom's personal mission in life to save me 20% on all my purchases by clipping out and giving me every coupon known to mankind."

"Any one wanna hear a funny joke? What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?"

"I wish I could smack the stupid out of people and if you think this status is about you smack yourself for me!"

"What's better than winning gold in the special Olympics? Not being retarded"

"I fart, why..because it's the only gas I can afford."

"Did you hear about the Mexican racist? He joined the que que que."

"Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine? Because there is no quarter for the wicked."

"Girl walks into a bar... ...and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he GAVE it to her."

"TIL that humanity's new form of communication is acronyms What does FTFY even mean? I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much."

"What's the one car that gingers can't have? A Kia Soul."