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Joke of the Day

"Why did the ""H"" kill himself Because the ""G"" had..."

"What's that thing called when your crush likes you back? oh yeah imagination"

"I give my stoner friends fruitcake for Christmas just so I can imagine them hating me a little while they can't help eating it."

"midget in the library midget walks into a library and ask do you have any books on irony? the librarian replies sure they are on the top shelf"

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it."

"What did Ben Franklin call his pee hole? Urethra Franklin."

"That's so nice of Activia to offer a money back guarantee. Am I supposed to send them pictures of myself not shitting?"

"My friend showed me a black computer he wanted to buy... I said ""Dont you mean an African American computer?"" and he replied ""Stop being so PC"""

"Why was Disney's massage parlor so successful? Everybody gets a happy ending."

"The only reason /r/funny is funny"