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Joke of the Day
"Why was Disney's massage parlor so successful? Everybody gets a happy ending."
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"If I ever become a ghost, I sure hope they have some options other than pottery."
"What's the worlds strongest animal? A 'buff'alo"
"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a minute?"
"A Jewish kid asks his dad for money He asks his dad for 10 dollars. His dad replies, ""8 dollars? What do you need 5 dollars for?"""
"How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway."
"You know whats funnier than Philly... Your Religion"
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"How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel."