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Joke of the Day
"Why was Disney's massage parlor so successful? Everybody gets a happy ending."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a hobo crack addict and a millionaire crack addict? 99 dollars."
"Congratulations Apple on releasing the new 6s I bet it's going to be a big 6s."
"Everyone says to do a job you love. So i bet suicide bombers always have a blast."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost."
"Even paranoids have enemies."
"Nokia But it's my Kia"
"Why are vegans so salty? To hide the fact that their food has no flavor."
"""I'm too important too attend the training on the new system. When I need to get in it you can walk me through it each time"" ~Management"
"""What goes down must come up."" -Sir Anorexic Newton"