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Joke of the Day

"Isn't Megan Fox a little old to be hanging out with the TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles?"

"So I used to hang out with a linguist... ...until I found out he was stealing money from me. Turns out he was a false friend."

"What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese"

"Angry feminist told me that men are animals, men are pigs! So I told her that women are equal to men."

"Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am."

"5: I cleaned my room. Me: Great! Do you feel good? Sometimes it makes me feel good when I clean something. 5: No. Next time you can do it."

"My WWII joke is quite predictable How did Jew Nazi that coming?"

"Why did the president start the bar fight? So he could pass the bill."

"If I had a dollar for every time someone complimented my hair I'd be making money in a really weird way"

"Want to hear about the worst blowjob I ever had? It was awesome"