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Joke of the Day

"There are two types of people in this world.... Those who are intelligent, And those who believe there are 12 types of people in this world."

"""I say, this bloody coffee tastes like mud!...."" "" It should sir, it was ground this morning."""

"What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated? Juan and a half"

"I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon - perfect."

"I can't watch the Super Bowl this year. It's all a LI"

"So my husband asked me if I anted a boob job... I replied ""How much does it pay?"""

"I will totally judge you based on your choice of breakfast cereal, you unfrosted weirdo."

"What do Africans eat for breakfast? Ebola cereal"

"Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets."

"You'd think your skeleton would get soggy, but doesn't. Good work, skeleton."