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Joke of the Day
"want to hear my limousine joke na its too long"
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"Welcome to thievery club. Please take a seat."
"Gene Hackman is my favorite actor whose name sounds like a job description at Monsanto"
"Called a plumber out the other day. He was Chinese. Called a builder, he was also Chinese. Called an electrician out. He was Chinese as well ! Bloody Yellow Pages"
"My favorite Bible story is when Jesus feeds the multitudes after administering a drug test to make sure they deserve food."
"I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust."
"Listen. You can keep retaking all the pictures you want, but that's what your face looks like."
"I enjoy working in a slaughterhouse.. Everything is so cut and dry."
"I grow herbs in my bed. Bed thyme."
"What happens when a cow jumps over a barb-wire fence? udder destruction"