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Joke of the Day
"A tornado hit a local dairy farm. Da-Brie was scattered everywhere!"
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"what did the faggot faggot the faggot? because faggot hahahaha"
"Did you hear the director planned to film two sequels simultaneously for the Michael J Fox 1980's time travel comedy? He planned to make back-to-back back to the 'Back to the Future' future features!"
"Really stupid math joke What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31"
"A friend of mine just got fired from his job as a butcher. Apparently he was offal."
"My boyfriend didn't think the joke I made up was funny - what do Jews call Jesus? JEWSUS"
"Goodnight honey. ""Daddy, where do babies come from?"" The stork flies them in. ""Why's it take 9 months?"" Wind resistance. Go to sleep."
"George washington said ""We would have a black president when pigs fly!"" ... well, swine flu."
"What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole? ... ... stopping it with a shovel"
"What do orphans get at Christmas? Lonely."