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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the director planned to film two sequels simultaneously for the Michael J Fox 1980's time travel comedy? He planned to make back-to-back back to the 'Back to the Future' future features!"

"""Why does that guy always get all the women?"" ""I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich"" ""And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"""

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs? Russel"

"Start a mathematical hip-hop duo called ""E"" Because E equals MC^2"

"What animal can only survive in temperate climates? A lukeworm."

"TIL Atheism.... ...is a non-prophet organization"

"Why does Bob Ross not use a condom? Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents."

"I can't wait until the year 2054 when the easy-listening music you hear in elevators will be Skrillex."

"I like my women like I like my coffee With K cups"

"Girlfriend went to the neurologist to get a brain scan yesterday. Nothing showed up."