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Joke of the Day
"yo mama so fat when she dive into the ocean there is a tsunami warning out!!"
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"Why does a milking stool have only three legs? Because the cow has the udder!"
"What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)"
"What a bad year... Still can't believe they changed the Instagram logo"
"What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis? Goats"
"Saw an ad for a mirror. It said ""Never used"". How, then, did they know it was a mirror?"
"Clerk Kent is in fact Superman... So my mom tells me stop hanging with your friends who are always drunk! They are not a good company! How should i tell her that... ""Clark Kent is in fact Superman"""
"Why did 10 die? He was stuck in the middle of 9/11."
"Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital? He was the vermicellist"
"Masochist meets sadist. ""Torture me"", saids masochists. Sadist replies: ""No way"""