182340
Joke of the Day
"Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10? Because 7 ate 9."
Next Joke
"If I had a nickel for every time Robert Duvall squinted while wearing a cowboy hat... ...I'd have the same career as Robert Duvall."
"What kind of car does god drive? A Christler"
"""What goes down must come up."" -Sir Anorexic Newton"
"To Dig. I dig. We dig. He dig. She dig. They dig. It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep!"
"And on the third day, Jesus came back. Because he accidentally left one of his edge trimmers in my backyard."
"I have discovered that theirs no popcorn in popcorn chicken. I guess there's no point in bothering with hash browns then."
"You should never live in the past. Unless you're a time traveler. Cause dinosaurs rule."
"My mom told me if she sees me on Reddit again she will smash my face to the keyboanfiauoprfh8u89puqeiofjrjr89qp"
"No thanks Black Friday crowds. I do all my Christmas shopping online in a blind panic, as God intended."