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Joke of the Day

"Filing taxes is so depressing. Do you own a home? No. Have a spouse? Not even close. Kids? Not that I know of. Enjoy your refund, loser"

"What is green and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger."

"I found a website with guaranteed real virgins [NSFW] [www.9gag.com](http://9gag.com)"

"A feminist's view point. Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Feminist: The glass is being raped."

"Hide a metal rake in your leaf pile to keep the neighborhood kids from messing it up."

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 Brazilian"

"If I had a dollar for every gender I'd have $1.79."

"Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it? Elf-raising flour of course."

"What do you do if hou are cold? If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees."

"[NSFW] Yesterday I gave a surprise bukkake party to my roommate... ...everyone came. You should have seen her face."