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Joke of the Day

"I'm like a trampoline... My friends know i exist, but they never play with me"

"Where is it? Last night I went to a bar called the G-Spot. It was hard to find."

"How do you know someone's an engineer? No worries they will tell you"

"Chris Pratt is my favorite actor whose name sounds like if a rodent fell in the McDonald's deep fryer"

"Just been to the gym and there's a new machine there. I only used it for about an hour, as I started to feel sick, but it's great: it's got KitKats, Mars bars, crisps and everything in it"

"Yo momma's so fat... ...that her butt takes up a buttload of space"

"""Hey. You sleeping? No? Whatcha thinkin about? Hey. Did you hear me? Hey. Hey. Ok. You're boring. I'm leaving... Jk I'm back. Hey"" - Birds"

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in ternary"

"My 8-Year old patient was so pround, mom was not. Q: What type of bees make milk? A: BOO-Bees! And then he just couldn't stop laughing. Mom turned 50 shades of red and blamed dad. Good times."

"Wanna hear a potassium joke? K"