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Joke of the Day

"It's kinda sad that Shakira's hips are our generation's George Washington."

"My girlfriend and I tried playing doctor... She stayed over the weekend and I sent her a bill for $180,000."

"Did you know that Polish aircraft do not have seats on the right side of airplane? Because poles in the right hand plane are unstable."

"Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said ""don't walk""."

"Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps? All his comebacks take three days.."

"What's baked every day and sells itself? My sister."

"A horror movie where the girl in the woods actually outruns the mutated chainsaw murderer, then it shows him sadly limping back to his car."

"Okay, guys, yes, we know Bostonians have been calling iPods ""IPads"" for years. STOP MAKING FUN."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he didn't want to be spotted"

"Two guys were playing a game.... Guy 1 says ""Game"" Guy 2 lost the game You're guy 2 You lost the game"