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Joke of the Day

"Reddit Jokes section is not racist."

"Father's day is coming up in the UK... ...I better go find one"

"The Walking Dead Season Finale Check back in six months for the punchline."

"What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind."

"Melon love Two melons in a romantic relationship were discussing their feelings for each other. ""Honeydew you love me?"" asked the first. ""Yes,"" replied the second, ""but we cantaloupe."""

"What do you call Bigfoot when he has an attitude? A sass-squatch."

"I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people But none of them work"

"How did NASCAR get that name? Redneck: 'That's nascar ye got there."""

"I hate when people say ""She's out of your league"" Just because I'm in the majors, and she's a minor. Doesn't mean it can't happen."

"I love a room with a fire place it sets the tone for a romantic night, drinking wine slow dancing, burning evidence."