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Joke of the Day
"Why are Japanese people likely to be cannibals? They eat ramen!"
Next Joke
"Me: I have to lose weight. Me: I'm gonna exercise everyday. Me: I'm gonna go on a diet, eat healthy and hit the gym. Me: Is that cake?"
"*Slides down your chimney* *Straightens all your pictures*"
"What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle? Kafir rider"
"I live 30 feet from my mother-in-law, Hell holds no surprises."
"If I die before I wake, I pray the lord will clear my browsing history."
"So... I want Ebola cereal... "
"What is a rock's favorite band? The Rolling Stones."
"My wife is a vegan. I'm not. I don't care if she makes more money than me. I can still say that I'm the one who brings home the bacon."
"I'm in that fun part of a relationship where everything is new and exciting and we are learning things about each other and I don't poop."