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Joke of the Day

"Batman should teach girls about periods in school... ""Tell me, do you bleed?... You will."""

"Two antennas met on a roof... they fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was excellent."

"Did you hear about the weightlifter who had a hole-in-one? He paid for the drinks all around with his barbell."

"I saw a report that teen pregnancy is falling.... But child obesity is rising. Just proves no one wants to fuck a fatty."

"My friends bakery burnt down... It was toast =D lmao"

"What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up? Let's go back to being cousins."

"I was on holiday in Belgium... Apparently it was obvious that I am German, because an elderly man came to me and said ""you lost something "". ""What?"" I asked surprised. ""The war"" he replied."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye-deer (no idear) ... What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?"

"That moment when you mom says she was a virgin, but then 3 random dudes show up on your birthday with gifts."

"I hate when someone asks me where I see myself 5 years from now when I don't even remember where the hell I was 2 days ago."