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Joke of the Day

"I saw a report that teen pregnancy is falling.... But child obesity is rising. Just proves no one wants to fuck a fatty."

"Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'? Because they can't spell toboggan."

"Give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you'll have to fix the washing machine yourself with YouTube videos"

"""Tell me"" said the hiker to the local farmer ""will this pathway take me to the main road?"" ""No sir"" replied the farmer ""you'll have to go by yourself!"""

"Are you okay? Yes Did you take your cold medicine? Umm yes Why are you so nervous? I never thought throw pillows would ask so many questions"

"What did the gay guy say to Pinocchio? Lie to me motherfucker."

"Feminism Nothing else. That's the joke."

"Aren't we all supposed to die next month or is that cancelled?"

"What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on? ""Sorry, I just needed to vent"""

"This week a team at NASA announced a mission to land a probe on the sun To avoid the extreme heat of the sun, they explained, the probe will land at night."