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Joke of the Day

"I saw a report that teen pregnancy is falling.... But child obesity is rising. Just proves no one wants to fuck a fatty."

"Have you heard about the world's safest driver? He's wreckless!"

"What do you call a turtle with a hard on? -A slow poke."

"Two necrophiliacs are having lunch together. One asks the other ""so how's your love life?"" His friend replies ""not so good, that rotten cunt split on me"""

"What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs."

"What is Batman's favorite sport? Baseball."

"I was having sex with my wife... and asked her how it felt. She grunted and groaned and said it felt like two. So, I reached down to investigate. The damn thing had done gone and doubled up on me."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked. Edit: Think LONG and HARD about it."

"if you don't have hair, will your head skin turn gray when you get old"

"What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? My Zipper."