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Joke of the Day
"What's the easiest way to come out of the closet? 1. Open door 2. Walk out"
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"LAZY EYE never date a girl with lazy eye. theyre always seeing someone on the side"
"""Putin's Assassination Attempt On Bob Costas Fails, Matt Lauer Next Target"" (Faux Onion headline. Follow on twitter @gizopizo)"
"Whats a real pain in the butt? Dry anal."
"Everyone keeps downvoting my racist jokes. It's like a load of black people have suddenly gotten laptops or something."
"Definition of laziness:"
"What do you call a stand-up comedian with no legs? A prop comic"
"I organized a threesome this past weekend. There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had a good time."
"The ""Beware of Cat"" sign posted outside my house doesn't seem to be having the desired affect."
"How do you insult a Catholic? Any way you like, they have to forgive you!"