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Joke of the Day
"Opening a new Pho restaurant that never closes Going to call it Twenty Pho Seven."
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"Why do Pakistanis love football (soccer) so much? ... Because whenever they get a corner they open a 7/11. PS: I'm Pakistani and I found this joke to be hilarious."
"Why are birds always short on cash? Because they have bills."
"If you plant a block of ramen noodles in the ground and water it with cold ones every day, it will grow into a college kid. It's science."
"Fun Fact: If someone's car alarm keeps going off, you're legally obligated to set the car on fire."
"Spiders were super disappointed when they finally saw the world wide web."
"""Remember six seconds ago when you were comfortable?"" - oscillating fans"
"[NSFW] What do you call 2 black guys raping a white girl? A giant Oreo."
"Two fish were in a tank... One fish says to the other ""You man the guns, i'll drive"""
"Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it."