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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man who gives a woman the illusion of entitlement? A Husband..."
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"You know how when you're in sixth grade and you love someone you express it by being mean and throwing rocks at them? That's Me. I love you."
"Saw a couple wearing surgical masks in public and all I could think was ""what do they know that I don't?"""
"Friday night plans *break into plastic surgeon's office *put goldfish in the silicone implants *sneak away undetected *giggle like a maniac"
"I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry The job has its prose and Khans"
"/r/jokes won't get this Original jokes"
"There's 2 types of people in this world... ....Those who know binary, and those who don't."
"I overheard my neighbor tell someone on the phone that I was creepy. I was so mad I almost crawled out from under the bed & confronted her."
"Me and my girl on my birthday are like an organic compound with an aldehyde group Always ends in -anal"
"What 6 inches goes to your mouth? Toothbrush...you dirty bastard"