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Joke of the Day

"I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry The job has its prose and Khans"

"If your son becomes a priest... ...do you call him 'Father'?"

"My girlfriend has twelve breasts. It seems kind of freaky, dozen-tit?"

"My boss thinks that homosexuality is a disease, so I'm calling in gay tomorrow."

"[rap battle] Opponent: *crushes it* Me: Oh, I... umm. I thought this was something else... *hastily hides plastic wrap behind back*"

"Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course? Because it's a crime to drink and drive."

"Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars? So they can drive with the handcuffs on."

"Spoiler alert for the lady in this line, repeatedly asking her newborn 'what's wrong?' Its not gonna answer ya."

"People believed in Jim Jones but... Sadly, he switched to KoolAid and lost a lot of followers."

"Had a rabbit that would come by every morning. I'd leave a bit of food for him. But he stopped coming one day. Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."