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Joke of the Day

"""I'm so sorry"" ""No, I'm really sorry"" ""No, I'm even sorrier than you"" ""No, I'm the sorriest ever!"" *mutual hug* -Canadian rap battle"

"In shop class... student: where do you keep your nails? teacher: on my hands, where else?"

"Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I am still working on it."

"Nice 35 yr. old unlit candle, every grandma in the world."

"What do you call a spy who is into BDSM? James Bondage."

"Fun thing to say to your neighbors on the first meeting: I love the way your hair smells when you're sleeping."

"Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? Because Oct31 = Dec25"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al lied !"

"If i had to guess, i would guess that the number one search word on Bing is Google."

"A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Is this a joke?"""