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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican firefighter? Jose"
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"Ever try to pee when you've got a boner? It's hard."
"If your girl sets her Facebook relationship status to ""Widowed"", it's time to pack a suitcase as fast as possible."
"What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ? A 100$ bill"
"What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you !"
"That's a nice ham you got there... It'd be a shame if you put an 's' in front and an 'e' at the end of it."
"Does anyone use question marks properly anymore."
"A knock-knock joke for identical twins Knock Knock Who's there? Who's. Who's who? I'm Andrew and that's Anthony."
"What does a white girl with a lisp say? Yaaathh"
"Want to know if your wife loves you as much as your dog? Lock them both in a trunk of a car and see who's happy to see you when you open it to let them out"