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Joke of the Day

"My wife sent me to the shop to buy a butternut squash then got annoyed when I came back with three items. (credit: Sean Lock)"

"I told one of my coworkers who happens to be Mexican that he better hope Trump doesn't become president... Or else he'll be hiding out in his attic like Anne Frank."

"i love when people apologize to me about their rooms being dirty I'm just like lmao u should see my life"

"I can't decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generation... I guess you could say I'm stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!"

"I like my beef how I like my misbehaving teenagers... Grounded."

"Q: Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry? A: He couldn't recall."

"What do you call something that is big, red, and sucks cock? A big red cocksucker."

"BROTHER: The Godfather is on? That's not very Thanksgiving-y. ME: Well, it's about family..."

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other? We do taste like chicken."

"Why are bananas so popular? Because they have appeal"