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Joke of the Day

"i love when people apologize to me about their rooms being dirty I'm just like lmao u should see my life"

"Wanna hear a construction joke? Im working on it."

"What do a wedding and a funeral have in common? At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way."

"Why is Iran called Iran? Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*"

"What is the best way to get called a ,""genius?"" ...by losing a billion dollars in business."

"What is a better name for cows? Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!"

"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You say ""Pikachu, GET THE FUCK ON THAT BUS!"""

"Jesus one said: ""he who lives by the sword will die by the sword"" Apparently Jesus loved crossfit"

"You think you have it rough? I'm playing hangman with a 6yo who can't spell."

"Why is a laundromat a bad place to pick up women? Because if she can't afford a washer and dryer, she will never be able to support your broke ass..."