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Joke of the Day
"Ladies; The ""JUICY"" on the back of these shorts should really be on the front."
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"Joe Biden is in the White House kitchen right now licking every piece of silverware and putting them back in the drawer"
"A skeleton walks into a bar... Asks for a beer and a mop."
"How often do you find a eunuch in Westeros? It Varys ( )"
"A joke about mods [deleted]"
"""Boo!"" A priest startles. It was the holy ghost."
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"What is the best definition of irony? irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result."
"Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard... Old Mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard to get the dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own."
"Mechanic: the front shocks are shot. Did you hit a pothole? Me: yes but I winced, patted the dash & said I was sorry so it can't be that."