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Joke of the Day

"My love for you is like gonorrhea... It burns!"

"Did you hear about the woman who couldn't remember if she had sex with Charlie Sheen? At first she wasn't sure, but now she's positive."

"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!"

"Dating Tip: Surprise the woman you are courting with a bouquet of cats"

"Measure twice, cut five times, curse profusely, punch a wall, give up, call a professional."

"Woah, woah! Lets see some I.D., Kid! LOLZ!! Just kidding! Press that button and come on in! -Adult Websites"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent"

"Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!"

"Froth too A guy saw an attractive Jamaican girl; he said...I love cappuccino... He was not attractive at all, so when she him, she was disgusted and spit at him. He said...oh wow with froth too. ."

"Any party is an ugly sweater party if you're ugly and you sweat a lot"