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Joke of the Day

"What is your best casino joke? I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!"

"What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant? Did you planet?"

"Have you seen the news about the Seamus Costello Celebrity sex tape? It's all about the star he ploughs."

"Whats long and black? the unemployed line."

"What is the title of the Japanese version of ""When Harry Met Sally"" (wait for it ... wait for it ...) ""When Hally Met Sarry"" Ahhh - don't you feel better now?"

"An ESPN ad just popped up with, ""Want to keep up with the Women's NCAA Tournament? Click the link below!"" Ha... ESPN, always the comedian."

"Women say they want a guy who can make them laugh. I'd probably have done better if they'd specified that they didn't mean by tickling."

"Love so rare, you can still hear it moo."

"Ladies tell me I have the body of a god Buddha"

"The Puzzle - I beat a record. - Oh , what? - I managed to do a puzzle in 15 days on which he had written "" from 3 to 5 years."""